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bobsburgersfox:

Bob’s Grand Re-Re-Re-Re-Opening, October 5th, 7:30/6:30c? Now that’s something to SHOUT ABOUT!
 

bobsburgersfox:

Bob’s Grand Re-Re-Re-Re-Opening, October 5th, 7:30/6:30c? Now that’s something to SHOUT ABOUT!

 

clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

mabooty-kou:

MY DOLPHIN DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT HUN

tower-of-terror:

i just want boys to call me pretty and ask me questions about my calligraphy 

<b> 1:</b> ASK SENSEI ABOUT HIS MOTHERFUCKING CALLIGRAPHY YOU INCOMPETENT REPORTER PIECE OF SHIT<p><b>2:</b> crimson leaves will always fall<p><b>3:</b> YOU WILL NEVER /NEVER/ SEE THE GRAND CANYON LIKE GARCIA LOPEZ DE CARDENA<p><b>4:</b> IF YOU EVEN D A R E LEAVE YOUR PIECE OF CUNT CALCULATOR ON THE DESK YOU'RE CHEATING<p><b>5:</b> tell the proctor if you're feeling sick or are dying so they can DESTROY YOUR FUCKIN TEST AND SHIT ON THREE HOURS OF YOUR LIFE<p><b>6:</b> If you're from Boston NEVER EVER come to the grand canyon<p><b>7:</b> WHAT IS MORE THAN 23.5 BUT LESS THAN 24<p><b>8:</b> BEDAZZLE EVERYTHING<p><b>9:</b> camels walk past satellite dishes<p><b>10:</b> Amy Smith is probably Amish lets get real here<p><b>11:</b> Her glasses were like soup bowls<p><b>12:</b> FIX THE THING<p><b>13:</b> jUSt asK HiM abOUt CALLIGRAPHY<p><b>14:</b> SHARING CALCULATORS IS LIKE SHARING NEEDLES YOU WILL DIE DON'T DO IT<p><b>15:</b> woof<p><b>16:</b> DOLPHINS DON'T WEAR LEASHES<p><b>17:</b> dont ever tell about the test hush hush secret government thing yo<p><b>18:</b> haha fuck the second graders and their bullshit chocolate<p><b>19:</b> HOW MANY SPEAK CHINESE<p><b>20:</b> THE THING<p>
bae: come over ;)
me: i cant im thinkin bout crimson leaves
bae: my parents arent home
me: u didnt even ask about my calligraphy bae

bu77er:

Well, why don’t we take a nice trip to the Grand Canyon? We can get there on leashed dolphins, and we can go with Prakash and the oh-so-lucky Jasmine. If we’re lucky, we can get there in autumn, where we can simultaneously at the same time see the crimson leaves falling and the geckos with long…

mockingbirdflies:

but guys

we’ve cracked the code

the P in PSAT stands for how much you can see the Grand Canyon